Buy the shirts now! $17 online and $20 in person. Our first batch is ordered and we only have a limited supply and will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP at one of the following locations:

Thursday, May 17th – 8PM
McKeever’s Tavern North Wales Thursday 9pm – 101 South 5th St. North Wales, PA
Thursday, May 17th – 9pm
Kildare’s Irish Pub – Manayunk
Friday May 18th, 8-9:30pm
Maggie O’Neals
1062 Pontiac Rd Drexel Hill PA 19026
Friday, May 18th 10pm
Bard’s Irish Pub
2013 Walnut Street, Philadelphia, PA

MORE STOPS TO BE ADDED!!!

We have a VERY VERY LIMITED supply so buy online. It’s cheaper and GUARANTEES you get a shirt before the game! Order now!
Unfortunately we won’t have a batch for delivery until Thursday.

Men’s Shirts

Sizes

Medium$17.00 USD Large$17.00 USD XL$17.00 USD XXL$18.00 USD

Girl’s Shirts

Sizes

x-small$17.00 USD small$17.00 USD medium$17.00 USD

Anyone who would like a special delivery of the shirts please email birdtext@gmail.com for details. Full delivery will be available sometime next week.

Burrell T-Shirts available Thursday the 17th BEFORE the weekend games! The men’s shirt will be black and the girls will be red. We will get the shirts Thursday morning and will be selling them Thursday night at two Philadelphia bars. We will let you know which bars on Monday. If you’d like to be notified please email your name and shirt size to us @ BirdText@gmail.com.

…And if you have no idea why we’re selling shirts watch this.

You guys are the best.
-BT

New sketch.

John and Tommy will be at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia tonight. You should go.
Also, John will be performing at Steelstacks in Bethlehem on Thursday, May 10th.

More soon!

-BT

The Real Househusbands of Philadelphia visit Sidney Crosby

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…and don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel HERE to get the latest updates on all our sketches.

A HUGE Thank You to all of you animals who constantly support us. Big things coming!

-BT

Tommy will be at Helium Comedy Club all week next week 4/18-4/21 with Steve Rannazzisi from FX’s The League. Tickets will sell out so go HERE to reserve your spots!

Thanks to everyone who has supported our latest video Rookie Vampires. Remember to subscribe, share and favorite!

Also, we may or may not have some more of this coming your way.

Stay Tuned.

-BT

Hi guys,
It’s been a while but we’re back. We’ll have some more sketches to release over the next two months. Stay tuned and subscribe to our YouTube page HERE

Love always,
-Bird

John is hosting at Helium all weekend for JB Smoove (Leon from Curb Your Enthusiam). Also, there has been a lot going on and we are sorry for the lack of updates. Next week we’ll have a new sketch and soon (maybe sooner than you think) the Househusbands will return. Stay tuned.

-BT

Another edition of John Mckeever: Actor. This episode features a spot John did for EP Henry at the beginning of last year. Remember, DUI Jesus comes out soon! Check back for updates throughout the week and don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube HERE for weekly videos!

Hey guys,

Last night I foolishly posted that we were going to be posting DUI Jesus this coming Tuesday but I had the schedule wrong. This Tuesday we’ll be releasing a different sketch. Next Tuesday, the 17th, you’ll have your drunk Jesus. Sorry for the confusion. Again here’s the link to the old promo.

I’ll put a couple things up this week for your viewing pleasure but make sure you check in next Tuesday. Thanks for not being dicks.

- Bird

Also, this week at Helium our good friend James Hesky will be opening for Kurt Metzger and Jon Oliver. You should check it out if you can.